Hansel and Gretel Unplugged

I know, I know. I didn't do Alice in Wonderland. Rather shocking, isn't it? But this is something I'd always felt needed to be addressed. It was either this or put Gretel on a low carb diet.

Gretel wondered if her brother, Hansel, had been dropped on the head one too many times after he suggested leaving a trail of bread crumbs and not only wasting the only food they had, but leaving a very edible trail for any voracious creature of the forest to find them and, in all likelyhood, eat them.

Not that many voracious animals follow bread crumbs, but really.. Bread crumbs? Not the best idea.