How Romantic!

We have a winner, folks! The best-- never mind that it was the only-- submission this week was from the one and only Corgan Dane!

Mary really liked love, and basically she wanted some. 'Cause, well, she didn't get any. She hoped someday maybe a tall, dark stranger with lots of money and an arse like two scoops of butter-pecan ice cream would come along. Of course, the new gardener was pretty cute, and he had that charming accent. Nothing said "lovin'" like getting smacked on the rump and called Susie!

Indeed, Corgan, nothin' says lovin' like getting smacked on the rump and called Susie.

Why don't y'all stop by Corgy's webcomic (Many Tidings Grim) and marvel at the Daisy-fearing alien, Klik?