Hard-Boiled Sam

This week's theme, should you choose to accept it-- not that you actually have a choice in the matter-- is..... Dun dun DUUUUUUUN!

The opening line to a mystery.

But not just any kind of mystery! Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!! No! A hard-boiled detective mystery ala Sam Spade. Or the like. Have fun with it!

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!