Dr. "Feelgood" Seuss

As a little R, my favoritest book ever was One Fish, Two Fish. I'd memorized it after forcing my poor mother to read it ad nauseum. Here is my homage to my favorite book..

One pill,
Two pill,
Red pill,
Blue pill,
Too many pills can make you ill,
How many pills can you swill?

At least I didn't do Hop on Crack..