floozles, bloozles and cantampler bamboozles

The first book I remember really reading as a kid was Dr. Suess' Sleep Book. I loved that thing so much, I think I read it every night. Years later, I had to order a copy on Amazon just to sate my hunger for nostalgia. To tarnish this lovely memory of my youth, this week's task will be to write the opening line of a rejected children's book in the voice of the goodly Dr. Suess.