Bucky Done Did It
After many rewrites, this is what I came up with..
Bucky-- who, on his best day, was never the brightest cowboy-- realized all too late that maybe Frank hadn't had his best interests at heart when he suggested, whilst downing his 8th whiskey, that it'd be really funny if Bucky were to brand the odd-looking man in the silly pointy hat, because odd-looking men in silly pointy hats invariably tend to be wizards that can painfully magic you into a puddle of florescent goo that can later be unceremoniously dumped into the spittoon-- unless they're Stan, the village idiot, who wore his silly pointy hat on Tuesdays but usually wore a padded helmet to keep him from hurting himself when he walked (literally) into buildings.Then I worried it might not make sense. I forgot what I was writing it for.
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