this assignment will self destruct

This week's assignment, if you choose to accept it, will be in the mode of super slick multi-national spy schlock a la The Bourne Identity (which fucking rocked by the way) and/or Alias. Think cosmopolitan cities, gadgets, old money conspiracy theories, super soldier syrums and fly-ass Russian operatives who'll kiss you as fast as they'll pop two bullets in the back of your head with a silenced .45.